IC Contact Post

[faustianism]

"You have reached Mr. Gold. I seem to be busy at the moment, but do leave a message. I will get back to you as soon as I am able."

BEEP

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I forgot!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry!!!

[makeflowersgrow]

Monsieur? I am told you - it is you who buys things of value, yes?

It's okay! <3333

[faustianism]

Yes, I do buy things of value. What are you interested in selling?

Re: It's okay! <3333

[makeflowersgrow]

I have two rings, Monsieur.

[She sends a picture of the two; both bands are gold in colour. One is set with a single red stone, and the other has a dark blue stone surrounded by tiny diamonds. If they're real.]

Will you buy them?

Re: It's okay! <3333

[faustianism]

[Hm.]

I'd need you to come in so I could take a better look at them. I wouldn't want to put a price that's below what they're really worth.

Re: It's okay! <3333

[makeflowersgrow]

I can come to your shop? Where is it? Now? I need it now..."

((ooc: do you want me to do a post for this in the logs properly?))

ooc: Sounds good to me!

[faustianism]

It's in sector four, at the crossroads near the edge of it. If you don't mind a bit of dust, then I think right now would be a perfect time.

Re: ooc: Post is up in logs!

[makeflowersgrow]

Monsieur, I will be there directly.

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[reassures]

Due to personal reasons, I'm afraid I'll need to resign from cleaning for you, Mr. Gold.

I'm sorry if I've inconvenienced you.

[This is... slightly backdated, and probably after a few days of not showing up.]

text

[faustianism]

Are you all right, dearie? I've been a bit worried. Haven't seen you in awhile.

text

[reassures]

Yes, I'm fine. I'm sorry if I've worried you.

It's just-- A few things happened, and I don't think I can come to work for awhile. I don't know when I'll be able to.

text

[faustianism]

I'm sorry to hear that. If you ever need work, do give me a call. The job will be open, unless I can get Mr. Sark to start giving the place a good dusting.

text

[reassures]

I will, sir. Thank you.

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

Re: Anonymous Text on October 1st

[faustianism]

No. Please don't text back here.

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

[Too late!]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE.

PLEASE NOW CHOOSE FROM THE FOLLOWING:

A FOUR DAY SUBSCRIPTION TO CLIPS FROM THE TYRA BANKS SHOW, USELESS SUGAR GLIDER FACTS, OR VANILLA EDUCATION.

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[faustianism]

What is a sugar glider?

(Optional)

[edge_of_nothing]

[* PING! * GOES YOUR INBOX. A wild attachment appears!]



[WHAT DO YOU DO?

> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]

[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]

[janesaysdbaa]

Hey. It's Jane. We spoke briefly before. I'm feeling much better now, if you'd like me to take a look at that doll in your shop and see what a fresh paint job might do for it? Let me know...

[faustianism]

Hello, Jane. Thank you for calling me, I'm very glad to hear that you're feeling better now. The job is still open, and the shop is always open, from nine to five.